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20 Things Rowan Must Not Do

As decreed by Miguel Stone, Nadine Mann, reluctantly Shimon Siskin and Seline Stone, who would not stop laughing 1. Rowan must not: pour ink all over Miguel's newspaper; make paper men out Miguel's newspaper and string them across the office and claim that it's International Paper Men Day; wrap fish and chips in Miguel's newspaper; use Miguel's newspaper as a pillow; and he definitely must not eat Miguel's newspaper, no matter how similar the taste is to muesli. 2. Rowan must no try to pick a fight with Nadine. We all know who'll win, and that ugly mug of his doesn't need any more smashing. 3. Rowan must not eat all of Shimon's ice cre

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Literature

20 Things Rowan Must Not Do

As decreed by Miguel Stone, Nadine Mann, reluctantly Shimon Siskin and Seline Stone, who would not stop laughing 1. Rowan must not: pour ink all over Miguel's newspaper; make paper men out Miguel's newspaper and string them across the office and claim that it's International Paper Men Day; wrap fish and chips in Miguel's newspaper; use Miguel's newspaper as a pillow; and he definitely must not eat Miguel's newspaper, no matter how similar the taste is to muesli. 2. Rowan must no try to pick a fight with Nadine. We all know who'll win, and that ugly mug of his doesn't need any more smashing. 3. Rowan must not eat all of Shimon's ice cre

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It was an impulse. A sudden impulse that made me reach out to you as you headed towards the train, your suitcase slung over your back and your coat billowing in the wind. It was an impulse that made me scream, "Wait!" and grab your sleeve and watch you slowly turn around to face me so I could see all the hurt etched into your bright, green eyes. And it was an impulse that made me let go, because I knew that you would leave, no matter what I did or said. But still I whispered, "Stay," and hoped that you could hear it. And maybe it was an impulse that made you cup my face in your hands and smudge the tears away with your thumb and say, "You kno

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